txttletale:

i keep seeing posts that are like ‘taylor swift is qanon for white women’ and while it’s a funny sentence i need everyone on this website to understand that qanon is already qanon for white women

rebakitt3n:

sinnahsaint:

teathattast:

jozz404:

teathattast:

teathattast:

Either they’re related or this is the same person

It wasn’t me this time, I swear

I’d like to believe you but we both know what you’re capable of

I made sourdough like that. We jokingly called it the “tasty brick” and cut off super thin slices because it WAS delicious, but it was so dense, a single normal slice would sit heavy in your belly like a brick.

intellectual-punk:

lancelotdeservedbetter:

same energy

OP the tags are fantastic.

crazy-pages:

himeno-ran:

zsnes:

koobaxion-deactivated20220403:

I meant what I said

I have listened to my partner tell me so much about this. And I can absolutely confirm. This is the plot.

liluglydudefromdetroit:

When people say “defund the police is too scary” ask them how scary this graphic is and ask if the funding police get correlates to the conditions in the city or if that same money would be better off reallocated to… Let’s say a fucking library

karhs:

skoomabong:

violetsandshrikes:

entomologists are the most fucking wild people ive ever met

i pointed out a cool wasp to one and she just picked it up with her bare hands and started showing me different features she was using to identify the species

on a walk with another one he just paused, turned, violently shoved his hand into some rotting wood and offered me a tunnel web spider like oh okay i guess-

when i was in college i did larp shit and one of the guys in the group was an entomology student and i once watched him drop directly to a plank position in the middle of a swordfight to look at a moth on the ground

gayspock:

gayspock:

gayspock:

moobs (man boobs) and woobs (woman boobs) lol 👍

and nonbinary boobs would be… no….. most surely not

ALT

doffy:

textposttropes:

63:

doffy:

doffy:

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

This is one of your worst posts yet man

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

animentality:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

tropics777:

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close